Beyond Blurbs - Crude & No-nonsense Horoscopes app for iPhone and iPad

4.0 ( 7200 ratings )

Lifestyle Entertainment
Developer: Epoch Yeti Ltd.

Free

Current version: 1.0.2, last update: 7 years ago
First release : 04 Apr 2016
App size: 39.36 Mb

Need direction? Reassurance? A swift kick to get your stuff together? Beyond Blurbs is here for you! Daily horoscopes and zodiac sign compatibilities told to you straight, channeled from the Universe itself. Should you quit your job or pierce something? Beyond Blurbs has the answer. Or not. Who cares. The stars are finicky with little to no regard for your happiness or personal safety. Really, we like to watch you squirm. Why? Because thats how we are.

For humor purposes only. Not to be taken seriously.